Listen to this: PETA, the rabid anti-fur folks, don't want you to eat fish. According to their new website fishinghurts.com, a fish is a sentient being.
I asked Belltown's premier sushi chef Shiro Kashiba what he thought of the edict. "Huh?" replied Shiro-san, eying the giant live sea-urchins atop the counter. Case closed.