If Sen. Ted Stevens is right and the Interpet is a series of tubes, then I don't see what the fuss is about. The biggest, fattest cat is always going to win, period.
But wait, there's more.
Neutralized or not, Persians and Siamese shouldn't be eligible for Friskies. And alley cats should be required to work, dammit, before they can apply for welfare...or Fancy Feast. Riding around in Cadillacs, who do they think they are? I say let 'em eat Purina Cat Chow. And they're still a lot better off than dogs in China.
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yeah, and what cat wants to wear a tiara?