We iz back, still poopn in ur spinach

News item: Salmonella finding prompts spinach recall

U feedz us grain. Better dan cheezburger but we wantz grass, not grain cuz grain makes us sick. U feedz us meds but meds put more ecoli in our poop. All dat poop! Ecoli poop everywhere! In da spinach again. Plz feedz us grass so we dont poop nasty poop in ur spinach.