It's "Take Your Dog to Work" Day

MEMO TO OUR FABULOUS TEAM PLAYERS:

Today is National Take Your Dog to Work Day. I hope you brought along several baggies, as we have pledged to keep the park across the street free of dog poop.

Next week, as you know, it's National Ride Your Horse to Work Week. Be sure to bring along several large baggies and a shovel.

The week after, it's National Bring Your Hamster to Work Day. If you can't bring a hamster, bring a carrot so we can take pictures. Baggies not required.

The following week it's National Let's Bring Goldfish and Pussycats to Work Day to Show that Natural Enemies Can Get Along. Goldfish at 8 AM, Pussycats at 9 AM. Event ends at 9:01.

Then we have National Bring A Houseplant to Work Day, National Bring a Mexican to Work Day (Seattle Weekly columnists only), National Ice Cream Sandwich Day, and National Read a Book at Work Day. Free pizza to participants.

Finally, we have National Cardboard Box Day, in which everyone takes their personal items home. [Date to be announced, but could come sooner than expected.]

--Addy ("Adrenaline") Powers, Director, Employee Empowerment