Whole Foods wants to sell you ugly vegetables

Whole Foods, you tramp. First you train us to pay your high prices because you look like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. Now you're not doing so good, and you're trotting out that lower-priced "365" line. But not even that comedown is going to solve your problems, so your new uniform is going to be a torn t-shirt and ripped cutoffs?

"Imperfect produce" my foot. Think of the poor baby cauliflower. Pity the parsnips.